Author: Velma Dinkley

  • Cosplay Cumvention: Part 2: Velvet Ecstasy Remix

    The neon lights of the Metro-City Convention Center buzzed with the frantic energy of thirty thousand fans, but for Dahlia D’amato, the world had narrowed down to the quiet, dusty corner of the “Vintage Literature” pavilion.


    Dahlia was a woman of deliberate contrasts. Today, she was cosplaying as a high-fashion, noir-inspired version of The Raven, draped in midnight-black feathers and a corset so tight it forced her to breathe in shallow, rhythmic sighs. Her dark hair was sculpted into sharp waves, and her eyes, framed by thick lashes, were currently buried in a rare, leather-bound collection of Gothic poetry.


    “The pacing in the second stanza is often overlooked because of the alliteration,” a soft, melodic voice drifted over her shoulder.


    Dahlia looked up. Standing there was Charlee Chase, and for a moment, Dahlia forgot how to use her lungs. Charlee was cosplaying a “Librarian Knight”—a mix of silk robes, armor plating, and a massive prop sword strapped to her back that looked like it was forged from oversized book spines. Her blonde hair was pulled into a loose, messy bun, and her glasses perched precariously on a nose that crinkled when she smiled.


    “I… I agree,” Dahlia stammered, her usual poise evaporating. “Most people just want to talk about the macabre imagery.

    They miss the structural melancholy.”
    Charlee’s eyes lit up. “Structural melancholy. I love that. I’m Charlee.”

    “Dahlia.”


    The shy exchange sparked a conversation that lasted three hours. They wandered away from the noise, finding a secluded mezzanine. They talked about the weight of paper, the way a good ending feels like a physical bruise, and the terrifying vulnerability of letting someone see your “true” self behind the costume. Charlee’s hands moved animatedly as she spoke, occasionally brushing Dahlia’s feathered sleeve, sending jolts of electricity through Dahlia’s “busty bounty” of a silhouette.

    The Complication

    Their intellectual honeymoon was interrupted by a frantic staffer. “Charlee! You’re supposed to be judging the Craftsmanship Finals in five minutes!”
    Charlee jumped, her armor clanking. “Oh, no. Dahlia, I have to go, but… would you want to meet at the after-party? The ‘Cosplay Ball’ at the Hyatt?”


    “I’ll be there,” Dahlia promised, her heart thumping against her ribs.


    But the convention floor was a labyrinth. Dahlia got cornered by three different photography circles, her “Raven” look becoming a viral sensation. By the time she reached the Hyatt, the ballroom was a sea of spandex and foam armor. She scanned the room, her anxiety spiking. She felt like a “bountiful baroness of books” lost in a digital forest.


    She finally spotted Charlee on a balcony, looking overwhelmed. A group of aggressive “fan-bros” were badgering her for technical specs on her sword. Dahlia didn’t hesitate. She swept in, her feathers rustling like a dark omen.
    “Excuse me,” Dahlia said, her voice dropping into a sultry, authoritative register. “The Knight has a prior engagement with the Raven.”
    She grabbed Charlee’s hand and pulled her into the darkened hallway leading to the guest suites.

    The Spark Ignites

    The silence of the hallway was heavy. Charlee leaned against the wall, her breath coming in short bursts. “Thank you. I’m not great at the… celebrity part of this.”


    “You’re an artist, Charlee. You don’t owe them your peace,” Dahlia whispered. She stepped closer, the scent of Charlee’s vanilla-and-old-book perfume filling her senses.


    The shyness that had defined their afternoon began to melt into something much more primal. Charlee reached out, her fingers trembling as she traced the line of Dahlia’s corset. “I’ve been thinking about your ‘structural melancholy’ all evening,” Charlee breathed. “But mostly, I’ve just been thinking about how much I want to see what’s under these feathers.”


    Dahlia’s knees went weak. “I have a room on the fourteenth floor. It’s quiet. And I have the new Atwood novel.”
    Charlee grinned, a predatory spark entering her eyes. “Forget the book for an hour.”

    The Union

    Inside the suite, the costumes became beautiful obstacles. Dahlia helped Charlee out of her armor, the clatter of plastic plates on the carpet sounding like a countdown. Underneath, Charlee wore a sheer, lace bodysuit that left nothing to the imagination. Her body was a map of soft curves and hidden strengths.


    “You are… breathtaking,” Dahlia whispered.


    “Show me,” Charlee commanded, her shyness fully replaced by the “breathtaking power” of her desire.


    Dahlia unlaced her corset, her breasts spilling out, heavy and aching for touch. Charlee didn’t wait. She moved forward, her mouth finding Dahlia’s in a kiss that tasted of wine and desperation. They fell onto the bed, a tangle of dark feathers and pale silk.


    Charlee was a creative lover, treating Dahlia’s body like a sacred text she intended to memorize. Her tongue traced the curve of Dahlia’s hip, moving with a rhythmic passion that drew a long, shaking moan from Dahlia’s throat. When Charlee’s fingers found Dahlia’s “lush lady garden,” she discovered a “sweet peach” of wetness that made her growl with satisfaction.


    “I want to taste you,” Dahlia gasped, her hands tangling in Charlee’s blonde hair.
    Dahlia flipped them over, taking control. She used her mouth and hands with the same “architectural precision” she applied to her cosplay. She explored Charlee’s “sweet macadamia” clit with a focus that pushed Charlee toward a shattering orgasm.


    They spent the night in a cycle of “creative and enthusiastic” exploration. They used the props from their costumes in ways the manufacturers never intended, turning their hotel room into a private theater of pleasure. Every time they finished, they would drift back into “long conversations about feelings,” confessing their fears of loneliness and their dreams of finding a partner who understood both the mask and the woman beneath it.

    Low-Key Bravery

    On the final morning of the convention, they sat in the hotel cafe, sharing a plate of blueberry muffins—or “breakfast cakes,” as they joked.


    “So,” Charlee said, taking Dahlia’s hand across the table. “The convention is over. What happens when the costumes go in the boxes?”


    Dahlia looked at Charlee—the woman who had seen her at her most vulnerable and her most powerful. “I think we start a new chapter. One where we don’t have to pretend to be Ravens or Knights to feel brave.”


    Charlee smiled, leaning in to kiss Dahlia’s ink-stained fingertips. “I’d like that. I really love your citations, Dahlia.”
    “And I,” Dahlia replied, “love your structural integrity.”

  • Cosplay Convention Cumvention

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    The air at the convention center was thick with the scent of spirit gum, hairspray, and the electric hum of thousands of fans. Trevor’s hands practically shook with anticipation as he took his seat in the front row of the main ballroom. He had been a devotee of her craft for years, following every tutorial and costume breakdown she posted, but he was finally about to see the undisputed queen of the pinup aesthetic: Sally.


    She didn’t just wear costumes; she inhabited them. As she stepped onto the stage for her panel on “The Architecture of the Mid-Century Silhouette,” the room went silent. She was a vision in high-waisted leopard print and a bustier that defied gravity, her crimson curls set in perfect victory rolls. Sally wasn’t just a cosplayer; she was a powerful, sexual being who commanded the gaze of every person in the room.


    He loved the way her mind worked, how she broke down the engineering of a vintage girdle with the same precision an architect might describe a skyscraper. As she discussed how the hyper-feminine imagery of the 1950s was used to reclaim domestic power, Trevor felt his manhood begin to swell. He hadn’t expected to be so physically undone by a history lesson, but there was something deeply erotic about all that mastery pouring from such a lush, buxom vessel.


    From the stage, Sally scanned the sea of capes and spandex. She hated the “Guest Star” pedestal sometimes; to everyone here, she was a character or a brand. She craved someone who saw the woman behind the seams. Suddenly, she caught the eye of a man in the front row. He wasn’t wearing a costume, just a simple shirt, but his attention was so sincere—so focused on her words rather than just her cleavage—that it sent a flush through her chest. She gave an unexpectedly sheepish smile, a brief crack in her bombshell mask, before averting her eyes. She noted the “VIP” gold on his badge and hoped he’d be at the after-party.


    After the panel, Trevor retreated to his hotel room to freshen up. He usually skipped the official mixers—too much posturing—but tonight he intended to meet Sally. He wanted her to sign his vintage pinup coffee table book and, if he was bold enough, win her over with a conversation that went deeper than “great outfit.”


    In the shower, he let the fantasy take hold. He imagined saying something clever that would make her green eyes light up. He remembered her laughter on stage—the way her nose scrunched and her breasts bounced with each chuckle. He felt his cock growing stiff. He imagined what she would look like out of that restrictive boning, how her skin would taste once the body makeup was washed away. He stroked himself hard, imagining his lips traveling down her neck to those magnificent, silk-encased breasts. As he imagined finally plunging deep into her soft, wet heat, he came hard against the tile, the relief leaving him breathless.


    In her own suite, Sally let her robe hang open as she poured a glass of bourbon. She was exhausted from being “on.” Everyone wanted a piece of her, a photo, a signature. She thought back to the man with the kind eyes. He’d looked at her like she was the only person in the building. Her loins pulsed with a sudden, sharp excitement. She let her hand slip between her thighs, imagining those sincere eyes watching her as she touched herself. Her pussy got slick instantly. She pictured his hands pulling her soft, curvy body against a heavy, throbbing cock. She pressed her fingers against her clit, sliding and teasing until she moaned, her vulva twitching in a powerful orgasm. She licked the nectar from her fingers, a predatory glint in her eyes, and began to dress for the mixer.
    When Sally arrived at the ballroom, the party was in full swing. She had changed into a sheer, floor-length gown that left little to the imagination, her hips swinging with a deliberate, hypnotic rhythm. She felt amorous, empowered by her earlier release, and watched with inner amusement as a young man in a superhero suit nearly tripped over his own cape as she passed.


    Trevor was waiting by the bar. When he saw her, his breath caught. The dress hugged every curve, her ass shaking rhythmically as she moved toward the center of the room. When she suddenly turned and locked eyes with him, he had to adjust his stance to hide the immediate tension in his pants.


    “Hello,” he said, his voice steady despite his racing heart. “I’m Trevor. Your lecture was the highlight of my weekend. I’ve followed your work for a long time, but hearing the philosophy behind the aesthetic was… incredible.”


    Sally’s nipples tingled. “Most people just come for the photo op,” she said, giving him a sly, predatory smile. “But you were actually listening. I like that, Trevor.”
    She took the book from his hand, her fingers lingering against his as she signed it. She watched his gaze drop to her cleavage, where a diamond pendant was nestled deep between her breasts. She bit her lip, her labia beginning to pulse.


    “The party is getting a bit loud,” she whispered, leaning in so the scent of her perfume—vanilla and musk—enveloped him. “I have a private bar in my suite. We could continue this conversation there.”
    The elevator ride was a blur of friction. They stood back-to-chest, and Sally pressed her round ass firmly into him, feeling the unmistakable hardness of his cock through his slacks. The moment the door to her suite clicked shut,

    Trevor’s hands were on her waist, sliding down to the fullness of her hips.
    He unzipped her gown, letting it pool at her feet. She stood before him in nothing but stockings and heels, her bare breasts heavy and beautiful. “Yes,” she breathed, pulling him toward the bed.
    She sat on the edge, watching with primal satisfaction as he undressed. When he revealed his thick, hard cock, already beaded with precum, she leaned forward to claim it. She took him deep, her tongue swirling around the head, savoring the size of him. Trevor groaned, his hands buried in her crimson curls.
    When she finally lay back, opening her legs wide, the invitation was absolute. He eased into her, the stretch of her tight, wet pussy drawing a low growl from his throat. Sally arched her back, her breasts heaving as she met his rhythm. She was a storm of soft skin and fierce demand, tilting her hips until he hit the exact spot that sent her over the edge.


    “I’m cumming!” she cried out, her internal muscles squeezing him in a delicious, rhythmic vice. Trevor exploded inside her seconds later, his weight collapsing into the pillowy softness of her chest.
    As they lay there, the sounds of the convention muffled in the distance, Sally ran her fingers through his hair. She wasn’t a guest star or an icon here; she was just a woman, satisfied and powerful, nestled in the arms of the only man who had really seen her.

  • VELMA: THE LIBERATED LIBRARIAN

    A cosplayfacials.com original by Velma

    Velma at the library getting ready for cosplay facial

    The mystery of the “perfect suitor” was one Velma Dinkley intended to solve with scientific precision. For a month, he had appeared every Tuesday cry and Thursday at her check-out desk. He was a dashing, gray-swept mix of Han Solo’s swagger and the adorable, cannabis-scented goofiness of Seth Rogen. He always had a witty remark for the other clerks, but with Velma, he lingered. He had transitioned from David Foster Wallace doorstops to Jane Austen’s Persuasion, a tactical shift Velma noted with a quirk of her brow.

    Velma sat behind the desk, her signature orange turtleneck swapped for a cleavage-hugging, mustard-colored cardigan that did little to hide her “busty bounty.” Her hair was pulled into its habitual, tight bun, though a few rebellious strands framed her square-framed glasses. She looked like the quintessential “bountiful baroness of books,” watching this stranger with cautious interest.

    The turning point came when she spotted a term paper peeking out of his vegan-leather man-satchel: “A Feminist Critique of Gender Norms in Persuasion and Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

    Velma felt a simultaneous jolt to her brain and her core. The sublime absurdity of the topic made her want to investigate his citations—and perhaps his person—immediately. She looked into his bespectacled eyes and saw a knowing smirk. A wave of sensation flooded her, down to her tingling, ink-stained fingertips.

    “I found the undersexualization of Anne Elliot to be a vestige of the era—but also a lost opportunity for Austen,” he said, sipping a very specific non-Earl Grey tea.

    “Bold claim,” Velma laughed, her hand “accidentally” brushing his arm. Her mind, usually occupied with physics and ancient runes, was now vividly imagining those fingers exploring her “quivering librarian form.”

    The Stacks and the Spark
    Thursday arrived. Velma had prepared. She wore a sweater so tight the hue of her nipples was left entirely to the imagination. At 11:59, time slowed as she locked eyes with her stubbly paramour.

    “This book is way in the back on the third floor. I’ll be right back,” she said, adjusting her knee-length pencil skirt—which hid thick, cable-knit wool stockings.

    “Can I come with?” he asked.

    “Jinkies… I mean, sure,” she replied, her voice breathy.


    He walked behind her, watching the “sweet peach” dance of her hips as she sauntered up the stairs. In the deep stacks, Velma became a book detective, navigating the Library of Congress System with a mastery that made him weak. When she finally pulled the volume, she turned to find him inches away. He ran his hands through her hair, ruining the bun she’d spent ten minutes perfecting, and kissed her passionately.


    His hardened manhood pressed against her, and Velma let out a moan that echoed through the quiet aisles. As he lifted her skirt, finding a “lush lady garden” with no underwear to impede him, Velma’s knees trembled. His fingers found her clit with effortless precision.

    She reached into his pants, discovering a “rock-hard lance” that took a delightful amount of time to traverse. He lifted her onto a book cart (locking the wheels with a practiced click) and hiked up her skirt. He was about to take a “taste of her sweetness” when the PA system crackled: “We’ll be closing in fifteen minutes.”

    “It makes me so wet to feel how hard I make you,” Velma whispered, biting her lip.

    He groaned, his grip tightening as she moved her fingers up and down his length. He kissed down her chest, squeezing her breasts through the wool of her sweater. He wanted more, but Velma had a responsibility to the collection. She had to close up shop.


    The Archive and the Truth


    The next day, Velma was a wreck of anticipation. She’d spent the morning with her vibrator and the memory of his hands. She wore her hair in a side-braid, her mustard cardigan barely containing her. When he finally arrived, he looked forlorn, hanging up an intense phone call.


    “Just here for more critical theory,” he sighed.


    “The archive in the basement is quieter,” Velma countered with a wink. “No one but me goes down there.”


    “Is that right?” his dimples blazed.
    Down in the dim light of the basement, amidst the smell of coconut conditioner and old parchment, the truth came out.


    “I’m Llewelyn, with seven L’s,” he joked.


    “And I’m Velma,” she replied, tapping her name tag.


    “Rough night?” he asked, noticing her distraction.


    “A guy kept asking for the Dewey Decimal 69. I told him we use Library of Congress and then told him to fuck off.”


    Llewelyn looked like he’d fallen in love. He confessed the phone call was his ex-girlfriend—a “meth dealer” who was trying to keep his dog, Bruno. He’d broken it off weeks ago because he couldn’t stop thinking about a certain beautiful librarian.


    “So you came for me? Not just Jane Austen?” Velma twisted her hair around her finger.
    “I came to make you come… and research Jane Austen.”


    He laid her back on a cold wood desk. He kissed her from her lips to her collarbones, eventually tearing off her jeans. His tongue met her clit with rhythmic passion. Velma bit down on her scarf to muffled her screams as she entered a state of orgasmic bliss.


    “No one’s ever gotten me there before,” she confessed, breathless, as she reached for his belt. She wanted all of him. She knelt before him, taking him in with a “long, enjoyable journey” from base to tip. But then, her phone alarm chirped.

    “Break’s over,” she said, patting his cheek and buttoning her jeans. 

    “Librarians gotta library. See you tomorrow night?”

    The Clean Slate
    That evening, Velma stopped by her boyfriend Daryl’s apartment. Daryl—a blonde-bearded gamer who lived off his father’s wealth—didn’t even look up from his screen. He’d bought her a Crunchwrap but forgot the Fire Sauce.

    “I’m leaving, Daryl. I’m done,” Velma said, packing her electric toothbrush.


    She didn’t do it just for Llewelyn. She did it because she realized she was a “badass with a rocking body” who deserved more than mild sauce and a loser.


    The Grand Finale


    They met at a bar at 8:00 PM. Velma wore a scarlet dress—flowy, tight, and “fabric-free in all the right spots.” Her glasses twinkled under the streetlights.


    “What are you drinking?” she asked.
    “Vodka and… actually, it’s just seltzer. I don’t drink.”
    “Me neither,” Velma smiled. “You smoke?”


    “I have three joints and two gummies in my satchel.”


    “I have a lighter. And I live two blocks away.”


    At her apartment, amidst Cyndi Lauper deep cuts, things escalated quickly. Velma took a hit of the joint, coughed, and then pounced. Soon, she was on the bed, her scarlet dress a memory.


    “Now fuck me from behind,” she commanded.


    Llewelyn complied with vigor. Velma felt “complete of dick” as he pushed deep inside her. “Slap my ass and fuck me hard,” she whispered. The rhythm was like a drop forge. She eventually flipped over, straddling him, riding him with a “mischievous smile.”


    “I’ve never come from just one of these,” she teased, using his penis for emphasis.


    “You probably never fucked a man who cared enough,” he replied, grabbing her hips to find the perfect angle. He rubbed her “sweet macadamia” with his thumb while his cock hit a rarely visited layer of her soul.


    Velma let out a yell that surely woke the neighbors. She shuddered, released him, and fell back. “That was… really nice.”


    “You cum?”


    “Yeah,” she said, gripping him. 

    “Now… how do you want to cum?”


    “Missionary. I want to see those beautiful eyes.”


    He filled the condom with a groan, pushing deep one last time. They lay together, catching their breath.
    “You’re so beautiful, Velma,” he whispered.

     
    The next morning, they ate blueberry muffins (which they agreed were just “breakfast cakes”) and chatted. It felt real. As she watched him leave, Velma didn’t wait the “36-hour rule.”
    Text from Velma: Muffins are just breakfast cake, right?


    Text from Llewelyn: Hahaha. Yes, and clothes are just complicated blankets. Glad you didn’t wait 67 more hours.


    Velma smiled, adjusting her glasses. Mystery solved.

  • DOROTHY IN LUST

    Cosplayfacials.com original

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    Dorothy sat at the modernizing station, the orange knit of her turtleneck a sharp contrast against the sterile library lighting. After graduating with her degree, she’d found solace in St. Huxley’s Library of Literature. It was peaceful, student-void, and perfect for someone who preferred the company of ancient vellum to rowdy frat stars.

    She was deep into the digital archives when she heard a heavy crash, followed by Oscar the guard shouting, “I got it!” She sighed, adjusted her thick-rimmed glasses, and pulled her mustard cardigan tight. Wind rattled the elm branches outside, casting dancing shadows across the mahogany shelves. When she looked up, she didn’t see Oscar. She saw a man in a worn baseball cap, his dark eyes locked onto hers with a look of pure, unadulterated mischief.

    “Which show did you go to?” he asked, nodding toward the Dr. Dog shirt peeking out from her cardigan.

    “All of them,” Velma replied, her voice steadier than her racing heart. He approached the desk, his presence filling the small space between them.

    “My favorite album is Be the Void,” he whispered, reaching out to touch her hand. The contact was electric. Velma’s breath hitched as he ran a hand through her bobbed hair, leaning in to press a firm, hungry kiss against her lips. Before she could process the heat blooming in her chest, he pulled away, flashing a glimpse of an original Edgar Allan Poe manuscript tucked in his bag. 

    “I’ll come back for you, beautiful,” he promised, vanishing into the shadows just as Oscar’s heavy boots rounded the corner.

    The next morning, the police were at Velma’s attic studio. They showed her a mugshot of the “Scoundrel”—a man the officer described as a practitioner of “reverse capitalism.” Velma played the part of the innocent librarian perfectly, hiding the fact that her mind was stuck on the memory of his Mediterranean mustache and the way his hands felt on her skin.

    “Men are assholes, officer. He just kissed me and ran,” she lied, her face flushed. Once the police left, she didn’t have long to wait. A gentle tap at her window revealed the thief, now capless, his dark hair messy and his “burglar casual” attire leaving very little to Velma’s vivid imagination.

    “How many dreams did you have about me last night?” he asked, stepping into her room with a smirk that made her knees weak.

    “I don’t have to answer that,” Velma countered, though her body was already betraying her. They traded barbs—half-flirtatious, half-serious—until they made a plan to meet later. She was the brains; he was the brawn. And tonight, they weren’t just planning a heist for a rare Chaucer manuscript; they were planning an encounter that had been simmering since that first stolen kiss.

    Back at the library, the air was thick with the scent of old paper and anticipation. After sending Oscar on a wild goose chase to “secure the perimeter,” Velma met Ezekiel—or Phineas, or whatever his name actually was—near the restricted archives.

    “You look even better when you’re being bad, Velma,” he rasped, pinning her against a shelf of leather-bound classics.

    She didn’t pull away this time. She reached up, grabbed his lapels, and pulled him down into a kiss that tasted of rebellion. “Less talking,” she commanded, her fingers fumbling with the buttons of his vest. He groaned, his hands sliding down to grip her hips, hoisting her up onto the sturdy oak library table.

    Velma kicked off her shoes, her legs wrapping firmly around his waist. As he shed his clothes, the moonlight filtered through the high windows, illuminating the strength in his back and the hunger in his eyes. He moved between her legs, his “massive manhood”—just as he had bragged—pressing against her. When he finally slid inside her, Velma let out a muffled cry against his neck, the friction of the wood beneath her and the heat of him within her creating a sensory overload.

    They moved together in a rhythmic, desperate dance, the quiet of the library punctuated only by the sound of their breathing and the occasional rustle of pages. In that moment, the mystery was solved: she didn’t just want the thrill of the heist; she wanted the man who had stolen her composure. As they reached a shuddering climax together, Velma realized that for once, she didn’t need her magnifying glass to see exactly what she’d been missing.

  • VELMA: LOVE AT FIRST Orgasm

    A Cosplayfacials.com original by Velma

    Velma in cosplay bending over to read about how hot facials are

    The Tuesday and Thursday routine had become the highlight of my week at the library. He always arrived with that specific mix of Han Solo confidence and a goofy, Seth Rogen-esque charm. I’d watched him toss witty remarks at the other checkout girls for a month, but lately, he’d been lingering at my desk. Usually, he was into David Foster Wallace, but recently he’d pivoted to Jane Austen’s Persuasion.

    I kept my hair in its signature tight bun and tried to stay modest in my usual cardigans, though they did little to hide my curves. I was playing the role of the cautious librarian until I saw a term paper peeking out of his vegan-leather satchel: “A Feminist Critique of Gender Norms in Persuasion and Rocky Horror Picture Show.” My brain—and other parts of me—instantly reacted to the sheer, sublime absurdity of that topic. I desperately wanted to investigate his citations.

    I looked into his bespectacled eyes and saw a knowing smirk. A wave of heat flooded my body, tingling all the way to my fingertips. My lip quivered, but I made sure to keep my “professional” mask on.

    “I found the undersexualization of Anne Elliot to be a vestige of the era—but also a lost opportunity for Austen,” he said, sipping a very specific non-Earl Grey tea.

    “Bold claim,” I laughed, letting my hand graze his arm. The only thing undersexualized in this building was me, and I was currently melting. As he smoothed a robust eyebrow with his finger, I found myself imagining that finger exploring my “library” in ways not found in the Dewey Decimal System.

    Thursday arrived. Despite my better judgment, I chose a sweater that left very little to the imagination. At 11:59, time seemed to slow as I locked eyes with my stubbly paramour.

    “This book is way in the back on the third floor. I’ll be right back,” I said, adjusting my pencil skirt over my wool stockings.

    “Can I come with?” he asked.

    I hoped you’d ask, I thought. “Sure,” I said, keeping my voice level.

    I led the way, fully aware he was watching the sway of my hips as we climbed the stairs. Deep in the stacks, I turned into a book detective, navigating the Library of Congress Classification System until I found the spine I was looking for. But as I turned to hand it to him, he saw me biting my lip. He didn’t hesitate. He ran his hands through my hair and kissed me with a passion that made my knees tremble. His hardness pressed perfectly against me, and I let out a moan of pure ecstasy.

    The next day, I was back on the late shift. I’d spent the morning in bed with my vibrator and the phantom memory of his hands. I was wearing a side braid and a mustard-colored cardigan that was struggling to contain me. I knew I looked hot. I was just waiting for my salt-and-pepper mountain man to return.

    I saw him at the entrance, looking forlorn after a phone call. He walked up to my desk. “Just here to read more critical theory about Jane Austen.”

    “Sure you are,” I said with a wink.

    “I’ll be up in the biography section.”

    “You should check out the archive in the basement,” I countered. “It’s quieter. No one other than me ever goes down there.”

    “Is that right?” He gave me a dimpled grin.

    I headed down a few minutes later, my brass bracelets jangling. When I reached him, he was already seated.

    “Hey… guy,” I said.

    He looked up, clearly affected by my low-cut sweater. “I’m Llewelyn, with seven L’s.” I laughed. He looked at my chest, then at my face. “It’s nice to meet you, Velma.”

    I tapped my name tag, the motion causing a ripple across my cleavage. I sat next to him. “Rough night?”

    “Not too bad,” I sighed. “But there was this guy who kept asking me what 69 was in the Dewey Decimal System. I explained we were Library of Congress.”

    “And that didn’t stop him?” he smirked.

    “Me telling him to fuck off got him to stop.”

    His eyes widened; he clearly liked the “badass librarian” persona. “Who were you talking to on the phone earlier?” I asked. “You looked like you were talking to your meth dealer.”

    “That ‘meth dealer’ is my ex-girlfriend,” he admitted, looking down. “She wants the dog, but she can’t take care of him.”

    “Well, not with all the meth, at least,” I joked. He chuckled, meeting my eyes. “You didn’t seem like the girlfriend type the other night.”

    “I broke it off weeks ago… and then I remembered this beautiful librarian I saw twice a week.”

    “So you came to see me, not just Jane Austen?” I twisted a lock of hair around my finger. He put a hand on my thigh.

    “I came by to make you come—and research Jane Austen.”

    After our encounter in the archives, I stopped by my current “long-term” boyfriend Daryl’s apartment. He was in his gaming chair, dusted in Cheeto orange, eating KFC Taco Bell.

    “Daryl… you go outside today?”

    “Picked up some food. Got you a Crunchwrap.”

    “You get any fire sauce?” I asked.

    “Got mild.”

    That was the final straw. “Fuck, man. Fire sauce. I tell you every time.” I ate in silence, realizing I was passing time with a loser. I stood up, grabbed my things from his bathroom, and looked at him. “I’m leaving.”

    “Call me tomorrow,” he commanded, eyes glued to the screen.

    “No, I’m done. I’m not coming back.” I walked out feeling lighter. I didn’t do it for Llewelyn; I did it because I realized I deserved more than “mild.”

    The next night, we met for a drink. I wore a scarlet dress that was tight in all the right places.

    “What are you drinking?” I asked, sliding onto the barstool.

    “Vodka and… actually, just seltzer. I don’t drink.”

    “Me neither.” We shared a look. “You smoke?”

    “I have three joints and two gummies in my satchel.”

    “I have a lighter,” I said without hesitation. “And I live two blocks away.”

    Back at my place, Cyndi Lauper was playing on my laptop. We shared a joint, and then I pounced. We made out on the loveseat, my hands lost in his salt-and-pepper hair. I could feel his heart racing against mine.

    “Now,” I whispered, biting my lip as I looked at him. “Fuck me from behind.”

    It was everything I’d imagined. I felt completely full, connected to him in a way I hadn’t felt with anyone else. “Slap my ass and fuck me hard,” I urged. He complied with vigor, and I bit down on a pillow to stifle my screams of “Holy fuck!”

    I eventually turned around to ride him, looking down at him with a devious smile. I wanted every bit of him. When I finally reached my peak, my knees shook and I collapsed against his chest, breathless.

    The next morning, I woke up to find Llewelyn sitting up in bed, wearing a loose T-shirt and reading Jane Austen. It was the most irresistible thing I’d ever seen.

    He went out to get coffee and blueberry muffins. When he came back, I was dancing around my kitchen like a Disney princess. He just smiled. “Adorable.”

    When he left, we shared a passionate kiss and a mutual ass-grab. I sat on my bed afterward, debating the “rules” of texting. Screw it, I thought.

    “Muffins are just breakfast cake, right?” I sent.

    He replied almost instantly: “Hahaha. Yes and clothes are just complicated blankets. Glad you didn’t wait 67 more hours.”

    I was back at the library for another eight-hour shift, adjusting my bun and trying to focus on Persuasion. I went to the top floor to shelve some books and found Llewelyn there, buried under five different open volumes. He looked frazzled.

    I tapped him on the shoulder. “I know it’s fucked up I didn’t say hi,” he stammered. “I needed to study, but I knew I wouldn’t be able to resist you if we talked. You look cute, by the way.”

    “Yeah, I know,” I said, popping my hip. “Say hi next time, you dashing son of a bitch.”

    “Can I see you later?”

    “I thought you were immersed in study.”

    “I want to immerse myself in something else tonight.”

    I laughed and walked away, knowing his eyes were on me. I sent him a quick 🍑👀 text just to keep him distracted.

    When my shift finally ended, Llewelyn was waiting at the desk. I slid my bookmark into my book—and I could tell even that simple motion was driving him crazy.

    “10 minutes,” I said. “What do you want to do?”

    “It’s a full moon. We could walk to my place.”

    “So I finally get to see the mystery apartment?”

    “Yes. You’ll learn everything. I have dancing Grateful Dead bear tapestries.”

    “I am not impressed,” I teased.

    “I’m kidding. The walls are covered with pictures of you.”

    “Smooth. You really know how to make a lady want to come… over.”

    “I can make it up to you with a world-ending orgasm.”

    “Deal,” I said, ignoring the stares of my coworkers. I didn’t care about anyone else. I was falling in love.

  • Teach Me: A Cosplay Facials Erotic Story

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    The new Health and Sexuality teacher, Lance Cockerel, stood by the coffee maker, casually snacking on chunks of pineapple while he waited for the machine to finish its slow, rhythmic drip, drip, drip.

    I stepped into the lounge, the heavy door clicking shut behind me. I didn’t just walk in; I owned the space. I’d been observing Lance for a few days now—everything from that distinguished gray streak in his hair to the very apparent, very promising bulge in his Dockers. I wanted him.


    I adjusted my cardigan, letting it hang just open enough to emphasize my assets as I approached. “How’s the coffee?” I asked, my voice dropping an octave.

    “Not bad,” he replied, turning to face what I liked to think of as a “sexy force of nature.”

    “I want you,” I said plainly. There was no point in dancing around it. I reached out, unbuckling his belt and sliding his zipper down with practiced ease. When I gripped him, I felt his pulse jump under my palm. He looked honestly confused for a split second, but that didn’t last long.

    I kissed his neck, then slid down to my knees. I held his stiff manhood up, watching the light catch the tip as my tongue began its work.

    “Fuck,” he breathed, his fingers tangling gently in my hair. I looked up, making sure he was watching the show. I slid my mouth down to the hilt, using every trick in the book until I felt him harden even further. When I added my hands to the mix, he gasped, “You’re going to make me cum, Velma.”

    “Cum,” I whispered against him.


    Like a bolt of lightning, he let go. All over my face, trickling down my chin. I licked my lips, savoring the moment. I stood up, grabbing his finished cup of coffee for myself. “I guess it’s true what they say about pineapple,” I teased.
    As I walked toward the door, I knew he was staring at the sway of my hips. “I’ll see you tonight, Lance,” I called back.
    “Oh, really?”
    “Private tutoring session. My place.”

    The Tutoring Session

    Back at my apartment, I stood before the mirror and tightened my bun. I looked “cute,” sure, but I wanted more. I pulled the pencil from my hair, letting my brunette locks fall over my shoulders. Better. I adjusted my scarlet sweater—it was tight enough that you could faintly see my nipples poking through, which was exactly the point.

    I slipped on a black thong and rolled up a pair of silk stockings, checking my reflection one last time. I looked hot. Grudgingly, I added a black skirt—short enough to be dangerous, but easy enough to lift. Just thinking about what had happened in the lounge had me ready to go again. I wanted to ride him until the neighbors called the police.
    The doorbell rang.

    I opened it to find Lance looking like a smitten, box-holding goof. He was wearing a blue sweater vest with his sleeves rolled up, clutching a box of homemade brownies. I smiled, fluttering my lashes as I led him inside.

    “Red or white?” I asked, heading for the kitchen.

    “Whatever you prefer.”

    “Both, then.”

    We sat on the couch, nursing our drinks and talking shop—lesson plans, difficult faculty members—until the wine began to take hold. He leaned in, kissing my neck, his tongue finding that perfect spot. When he moved lower, I didn’t protest. He was attentive, listening to my breath to see what worked.

    “Finger me,” I commanded.

    He obeyed, his other hand finding my breast and playfully pinching my nipple. I was a symphony of squeals and growls. When he started licking up and down, a jolt went straight through my spine. I gripped his hair tight. “You need to fuck me,” I groaned.

    His massive erection popped out of his boxers, a silent agreement. I grabbed hold of him, tapping the bed to signal him to lie back. It was my turn to take charge.
    “Don’t get any ideas,” I said, my lips popping as I pulled away from him for a second. “I’m just getting you ready.”

    “Works for me,” he gasped. My hair brushed against his thighs as I moved, my head disappearing behind a wall of brunette curls. He was moaning with every move I made. “Yes… okay, Velma, stop. You’re going to make me go again.”

    I lifted my head and bit my lip, looking him dead in the eye. “How do you want to fuck me?”

    He didn’t say a word. He just grabbed my hips and guided me into doggystyle. I felt his hands grip my ass, and then he pushed slowly, firmly, into my begging body. velma facial velma facial